This quote really makes me laugh for some reason...
"Hey, Im dwayne johnson" ..
"Oh! Dwayne Johnson, well the water fountain is over there but personally i don't think you should fix it ...... its funny when people get squirt in the eye".
"Im sure its funny but I'm Dwayne Johnson..The actor.."
"Great! I'm Alex Russo and my hobby is that i like to poke things with a stick....buuuttt i havnt figured out how to make money with that yet soo im in school..Actors need a second job until they make it .. YOU'RE a plumber"
"Actually im not a Plumber, and i have been in quite a few movies.. ACting is first and only job"
"Alright, i hope that works out for you then....(touches his muscles) Wow ... let me know if you get into personal training, you're in shape, what you bench"...
"450 but really, who's counting."
"right"
"What i could do is design a cartio program for you"..
"OH MY GOSH that would be great"
"Yeah you seem like a nice girl"
" i always do at first"
"Tell you what i'm gonna do, lemme go look at the fountain see if i could fix it then im going to look for Max russo and i heard about his monorangocious, thats terrible. i think i read about that on the internet..ssss..i gotta go cheer him up"
"Hey everyone look,, its the famous actor Dwayne Johnson fixing our water fountain"
HAHA that just cracks me up .. here you can watch it too!
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